when you walk away from your friends to go fart in a far away spot and someone walks over to you
If I ever get pregnant I think this is how I will break the news
GET THIS OUT OF MY LIFE
ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have
I told my mom I didn’t wanna go to the store with her
After high school you realize you were only friends with some people because you saw them five times a week.
the only sport you’ll see me playing
looking out for your significant other like