dlubes:

when you walk away from your friends to go fart in a far away spot and someone walks over to you

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verysmalldeer:

nevecampbell:

I just wanna s*** some d***

HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL

harryorgans:

thetrapgawd:

I cried the first time I saw this, first she throws a fucking table,Then she catches the chair someone threw at her with one hand…ONE HAND.

She is the Supreme.

harryorgans:

thetrapgawd:

I cried the first time I saw this, first she throws a fucking table,
Then she catches the chair someone threw at her with one hand…ONE HAND.

She is the Supreme.

ioccasionallyburnthings:

ofalarger-infinity:

thebestoftimesendoftimes:

pleasejuststoptalking:

don’t be fuckin rude

This hurts my soul

Ouch

although the last kid knows his stuff

kittenpatches:

If I ever get pregnant I think this is how I will break the news

huntersnetv2:

GET THIS OUT OF MY LIFE

thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

drdrevevo:

I told my mom I didn’t wanna go to the store with her

amporeon:

basedmadoka:

an erotic poem:

leg so hot

hot hot leg

leg so hot u fry an eg

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I HAVE WAITED FOR SO LONG TO FIND THIS AGAIN

After high school you realize you were only friends with some people because you saw them five times a week.
realitytvgifs:

the only sport you’ll see me playing

realitytvgifs:

the only sport you’ll see me playing

amoying:

looking out for your significant other like

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